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If they had the internet on computers, we could read about…
- Bathing in oil. No, not a metaphor, actually sitting in a tub of lukewarm crude oil (insert Dick Cheney joke here).
- Crayon art. None of Ella’s crayons look like this.
- Two atheists offer to send messages for the faithful after the rapture.
- “Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.”
- Grow your own furniture or grow your own house. Either way - not for the impatient.
- If you are going to a party near the North Carolina beach, someone is already bringing chips.