Big news day for the large meat eating animals of the world. First there is the “incident” in Florida. Think what would happen to newspaper readership if all stories got to end with the sentence:

Investigators still have to figure out why Apgar, who police said was naked and smoking crack at the time of the attack, was attacked by the alligator. - link

Then there is the story from San Diego that a killer whale attacked her trainer during a show at Sea World. Apparently this is not the first time that this large seal-eating carnivore, locked in a small pool of water, has attacked one of the slow swimming bite-sized mammals that get into her tank.

Only one of these animals will be made into a pair of boots.