Big news day for the large meat eating animals of the world. First there is the “incident” in Florida. Think what would happen to newspaper readership if all stories got to end with the sentence:
Investigators still have to figure out why Apgar, who police said was naked and smoking crack at the time […]

So who should play Oh How I Hate Ohio State for the no longer mythical National Championship come January 7th*
Is it:

Team A - With an impressive 44-24 win over #6 Notre Dame.
Team B - Which beat the same Notre Dame 47-21 and whose only loss is to #1 Ohio State.

Team C - Which played the […]

Things noticed in the aether…

Some people sailing near Fiji witnessed the emergence of a volcanic seamount (remember, plate tectonics is just a theory). They took some cool pictures as they sailed through a sea of floating stones.
A burrito and a sandwhich are two legally different food groups.
Some people have decided to never work for […]

So here’s the deal.
The old site was full.
The old site was crash-tacular.
So I’ve moved. Or more acurately - am in the process of moving.
The old site is still alive. You can find it here if you miss your daily comics or something.
Eventually everything will be moved over here and it will be cool […]

The old future was clunky, running out of disk space, and had no rocket cars.
This is the New Future of the Interweb. It is a series of tubes!